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The Dragon Born

I'm an assassin as well have been in war, I used to be apart of the LAPD and once saved my kid from drowning in some heavy rain. but on the other side I do drugs because I've seen some odd little purple dragon with a dragonfly following it.
Jul 25 '14

the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.

I need help.

(Source: cinematichigh)

Jul 23 '14

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

(Source: funnyordie.com)

Jul 22 '14
Jul 22 '14

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Jul 22 '14

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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Jul 22 '14

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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Jul 22 '14
laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

Jul 22 '14

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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Jul 22 '14

netflixaddict:

sociopathicassbutt:

mishas-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

happygalsmiley:

certified-fangirl:

rammsteinbitch:

malsherlocktyrion:

maliciousmastermind:

2pondsandariver:

lovelynobody00:

sherlocksmercenary:

accio-who-lock:

mycroftknowsbetter:

Press play because this has Jim Moriarty written all over it

I have a feeling I’m going to be singing this all day tomorrow. And I’m working. This is going to be awkward. 

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“Oh god…”

At first I was all:

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But then:

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I’LL SING THIS AT SCHOOL AND I’LL SCARE PEOPLE

Mother of god.

Holy Shit. I just woke up my poor bed partner with my snorting. In the ensuing struggle my headphones popped out of my laptop and now I’m just getting worried stares.

HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS AT SCHOOL AND I NEED TO PLAY IT SUPER LOUD WHENEVER SOMEONE PISSES ME OFF OMG

This is hilarious

it just sounds like it would be the theme song for a really twisted sitcom

My theme song

this syncs up a little to well…

Jul 22 '14

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms