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"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
"hey can I copy your homework?"
“I was gonna copy yours”
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
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